Billy the Kim Jong-il and Tranny Lo are sitting in a cubicle writing test cases on an Etch-a-Sketch. Suddenly, a loud screech is heard from the other side of the room. “It’s Godzilla”, yells Tranny. “Let’s get out of here”, responds Billy. Tranny runs over to Reno’s cube to warn him. Oblivious to all of the mayhem around him, Reno tries to make a magnet stick to his forehead. “Huh, it worked before,” Reno mutters to himself. Tranny gives up and runs towards the exit with Billy. At the doorway, Tranny and Billy meet The General, who is a five star manager. “Where are you two boys heading off to?” he asks. “Godzilla is attacking us…we have to escape,” says Tranny. The General responds, “Well, I don’t take too kindly to yellow-bellied testers.” “No sir, I am sure you don’t, but what do we do?” asks Billy.
The General is a tall, lanky man with dark bushy hair and a moustache. He wears an authentic American Civil War uniform, but the top coat is Union and the pants are Confederate. “I am a Yankee soldier with sympathetic tendencies towards the Southern cause”, he explains. “It’s time to relive Pickett’s Charge, gentlemen!” he yells. Just then Godzilla sees them. It starts to run towards them. The General, Tranny, and Billy charge back. A nasty ruckus ensues followed by stillness and the faint yet creepy sound of a magnet hitting the skin of a human forehead. Happy New Year!