[INTERVIEWER]: How would you test a clock?
[INTERVIEWEE]: I would adjust the hands to see …
[INTERVIEWER]: Wrong! It’s a digital clock.
[INTERVIEWEE]: Oh.
[INTERVIEWER]: How would you test a fan?
[INTERVIEWEE]: I would make sure that the blades move by turning the fan on and off. I would …
[INTERVIEWER]: Wrong! It’s a Dyson Fan. It doesn’t have blades.
[INTERVIEWEE]: Oh.
[INTERVIEWER]: How would you test a printer?
[INTERVIEWEE]: I would put paper in it to see if it prints something…
[INTERVIEWER]: Wrong! It’s an experimental 3-D printer developed by MIT Media Labs. It doesn’t print on paper, it prints out material, like tiny buildings.
[INTERVIEWEE]: Oh.
[INTERVIEWER]: Are you seeing a pattern here with my line of questioning?
[INTERVIEWEE]: Yes. I think so. Never make assumptions. Always ask questions first.
[INTERVIEWER]: That’s partially true, but I’m really here to embarrass you. Oh, and just to let you know, we’re not actually hiring. Just because we invite you here doesn’t mean we’re hiring.
[INTERVIEWEE]: I guess I should have asked that question too.
[INTERVIEWER]: Yes. Have a good day, Mr. Anderson.




















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