Charley is the Horse Who Runs a Three-Legged Race

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John gets a pep talk from his manager after complaining about being assigned too much work.

[MANAGER]:  We only have four people on our team, John.  So we must think of ourselves as the legs that support a table.  Each of us must be strong, sturdy and straight so as to do our part for the common good.

[JOHN]:  Yes, but doesn’t the male coyote stand on three legs when it pisses?

[MANAGER]:  I don’t know how to respond to that, John.

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Dale Drills Hidey-Holes in the Cubes

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Dale Cull is back working on cubicles.  HR had to let him go.

[TESTER]:  Dale, what is a hidey-hole cube layout?

[DALE CULL]:  I arrange all of the cubes into a perfect circle.

[TESTER]:  Why a circle, Dale?

[DALE CULL]:  So I can drill holes in the walls.

[TESTER]:  Why the holes, Dale?

[DALE CULL]:  I call them hidey-holes.  You can put your junk in them.

[TESTER]:  How do I get my junk back?

[DALE CULL]:  You have to reach around.

[TESTER]:  Thank you, Dale.

[DALE CULL]:  You’re welcome.

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Testing is What Testers Love to Do

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[BOSS]:  I know that you love what you do.  I know that you love writing code and developing automation, but now you must step away from what you love to do for the sake of your career.

[TESTER]:  What if I don’t want to?

[BOSS]:  Then I will have to squash you professionally.

[TESTER]:  But I do what I do very well.  Isn’t that what it’s all about?

[BOSS]:  You do what you do because that’s what I tell you to do.

[TESTER]:  This is a hard choice for me.   I’m giving up something I love to do.

[BOSS]:  Suck the bug spray, insect!  Feast or famine…it’s your choice.

So the tester goes home and switches on some strobe lights.  He plays a Buck Owens record  and proceeds to stick the barrel of a .45 in his mouth.  Just then someone knocks on the front door.  It’s an angry, fat man in a koala suit.

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A Tale of Two Test Harnesses

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The hardware team created the hardware integration tester (HIT).  The software team created the software integration tester (SIT).  One day the two teams merged.  The tool is now called SHIT.

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Picking the Bugs


Mahmoud, the developer, asks Steve, the tester, why is he finding so many bugs in his source code.

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